#church lady

[unfortunatelyprofounddaughter]

church lady magic✨

[talesfrommedinastation]

Here have a quick flat paint scribble of an AU where Church Lady Phee is a smart mouthed anthropology professor that randomly goes over to sass/hit on/steal ‘treasures’ from the College of Engineering where Ryan-from-Accounting Tech is working.

Yes she would be an AKA, she has that energy, according to people in the know, ir Redneck Doug (“You know her bathroom is covered in green and pink, trust me.”). She also is a Saints fan, a proud Crescent City resident, and I will die on that hill. WHO DAT.

[heathersdesk]

Becoming Ungovernable

Sometimes, your bishop just needs to be called by name to the entire internet and told he has an unwashed ass.

[thesiouxzy]

[bojackson54]

Ambassadors or Judges: Which Role Should Christians Play?

Governments appoint ambassadors to talk to other nations on their behalf. They represent our interests and concerns on the world stage, and even though most of them are appointed based on political favors, I hope at least some of them are given their posts based on competency. After all, they may need to help avert a serious schism between nations, or even a war now and then. We would hope that…

[lbeth1950]

Little Kid Logic

Bud’s four-year-old nephew was a cute kid with a mouth! We were fortunate enough to be on hand when he initiated a conversation with his aunt, a proper church lady. She jokingly referred to her husband Mack as Macky Wacky Packy Sacky. Young Andrew had clearly been warned about his language prior to the visit. The warning was clearly heavy on his mind. He rebuked her. “ Don’t say that. Macky…

[catholike]

[legacyteez]

Church Ladies Rule!!

[incaseyouneedhelpremembering]

Ninth

I’d like to speak on another short story from The Secret Lives of Church Ladies. This one being “Eula.” I found this story incredibly frustrating. It details the struggle of a queer woman and her love affair with a closeted woman of faith. For literal decades, they had been having a sexual relationship, however, Eula refuses to view what they have as genuine. This would not have bothered me so much if one of two things occurred. One, Caroletta realized that Eula would never really accept her or what they had, and she moved on. Two, Eula opened her mind at least a little. Neither occurred. I was left with the distinct impression that they were both going to die and never figure it out. It was very disappointing to read as it left me with no closure. I felt as though I had read a story with no ending because for all intents and purposes I did. There was no light at the end of the tunnel. The damage done to Eula was permanent. She could never see what was right in front of her no matter how much time passed and no matter how badly Caroletta wanted to make things work. Though unsatisfying, I shudder to think just how many women in real life have gone or are currently going through something similar and they have no resolution to speak of either. 

[algorithmik]

Church Lady aesthetic

[abhorsenkatiel]

My opinion on the 'would modern au Harrow be goth or Catholic' debate is that she would be both and it would throw everyone off. She goes equally hard on both of those things and no one knows what to do about it.

[its-all-down-hill]

[bluebell-lace]

🦢 our lady of sorrows 🕯

[talesfrommedinastation]

::flings Mona Lisa out the window, not that I had it or anything::

This is the masterpiece we need!!!!!

Beautiful!

Seriously I’m feral right now.

AND DADDY WARCRIMES ON THE SAX?!?!???!!

I am ASCENDING INTO THE HEAVENS!

Thank you!

Somehow, Mayday returned.

This is a request by @talesfrommedinastation for their neighbor, the great Redneck Doug based off of this post. Please do check it out for the context. I've been enjoying the Doug Talks Star Wars series and I am more than honored to bring this one to life.

I actually did some research for this one. I rewatched both 'The Outpost (or The Daddy Warcrimes Christmas Special)' and 'Pabu (or HR Goes to Daytona)' for this artwork and uhh... I CAN SEE WHERE DOUG IS COMING FROM WITH MAYDAY x PHEE. Okay for all the Tech girlies out there, I do ship Tech and Phee, but I just can see why Doug thought these two would look cute together. Mayday would sass Phee, Phee would sass Mayday. They're like poetry. They rhyme.

Me degenerate (respectfully) friend: Why do you accept requests? Me, another degenerate: Because it pushes me out of my comfort zone.

ISTG I used to not draw armors, but the Barbie Mugshot Challenge made me draw three Mandalorians. I also don't draw instruments but for dear Daddy Warcrimes (who's slowly growing on me) I would do both.

Mayday x Phee is the rarepair that I'm so on board, along with that crack headcannon that Qui Gon was actually Anakin's dad but Shmi panicked and said it was the Force.

And uhh

Tech lives. For the love of all things bright and beautiful, he better be or I'm kidnapping Filoni.

[thesiouxzy]

[bojackson54]

Are Christians Supposed to Be Judges, or Ambassadors?

Governments appoint ambassadors to talk to other nations on their behalf. They represent our interests and concerns on the world stage, and even though most of them are appointed based on political favors, I hope at least some of them are given their posts based on competency. After all, they may need to help avert a serious schism between nations, or even a war now and then. We would hope that…